My Top Ten

Hello again everyone! I made a comment last post about women and thier luggage. I hope I did not offend any of the female girl type people that read my blog. I try not to make fun, but I believe relationships between Men and Women is proof God has a sense of humor!! Have you ever seen male and femal from anyother species argue over who does the dishes? Or seen two cows try to make the deal one will cook and the other will clean? We are an odd species. Our relationships can be very rewarding, but at times can be quite hilarious! I want to play off that hilarity with the following list. I'm sure you have all heard of David Letterman's top ten. I have written my own top ten list. Its the top ten things you should never say to your wife! Now I'm not professing guilt by this list, although lets say I have done plenty of research. And not all these are serious, but although you might think them you should never say them. If you don't believe me just trust me.

Top Ten Things You Never Say To Your Wife:
10. No.
9. Yes I do prefer my socks thrown in the floor!
8. Do we have to talk about it right now?
7. Shhh! The game is on!
6. I'm sorry I didn't hear you I wasn't paying attention.
5. So what if I left the toilet seat up?!
4. What have you done to your hair?
3. This doesn't taste like mom's.
2. What? Today is our anniversary?
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING IS..............
1. Yes honey that dress does make you look fat!

Disney or Bust!!

YeeeeHaaaaaw! One final work week and its off to the most magical place on earth. Of course I'm not looking forward to the magic as I am the time off from work, but hey what can be better than spending your time away from work at Disney World. Gabby every morning gets up and asks, "How many more days till Disney?" She is really excited about going! She will tell you everyday which rides she wants to go on and which characters she does and does not want her picture taken with. We usually start our trip in the Magic Kingdom, followed by Epcot, AnimalKingdom, and MGM Studios last.
For those of you who have not had the priviledge of taking your children to Disney yet I would say as soon as financially possible find a way to go with them. There is nothing like watching their eyes as they walk up to the castle at the Magic Kingdom, or the look when they see the enomous EPCOT ball. I have to admit even when I go and look I am filled wtih wonder. There truly is not place like it on earth.
I wish all of you could go with me, but I'm sure the room would be rather full, as well as the luggage. You know theres something about women and their luggage. They have a way of packing cinder blocks in their bags or something. It doesn't matter where your going or how long you plan to be there a womans bag always seem to be 20 pounds heavier than everyone elses. Why is that? Just another female mystery that I don't have the answer to and probably never will!!!
Anyway, I will blog you all before I leave and as soon as I return and will do my best to have some pictures of the family for you.

I'm Baaaack!!

Sorry for the move. I couldn't get the comments to work on my old blog, which is the entire point of having one I thought, so I made a new one just like it. I hope I can get all of you back I 'll try to inform all of you as best I can. I'll be bloggin at you soon. TJ